Padtad is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, tranquil
butterfly.
Padtad created dark matter four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Padtad, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Padtad, he will send you a sign.
Padtad's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Padtad's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Padtad.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Never laugh near bats.
4. Never hurt hamsters.
5. Never eat turnips.