Padtad is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, tranquil butterfly.

Padtad created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padtad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Padtad, he will send you a sign.

Padtad's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Padtad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Padtad.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never laugh near bats.

4. Never hurt hamsters.

5. Never eat turnips.