Popyiksis is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, caring manatee.

Popyiksis created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popyiksis, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Popyiksis, she will turn you into a plant.

Popyiksis' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Popyiksis' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention doves.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Popyiksis in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.