Vidspagart is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, omnipotent guinea pig.

Vidspagart created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidspagart, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vidspagart, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vidspagart's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Vidspagart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Vidspagart on top of all buildings.

3. Do not kill dogs.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never wear fawn kilts.