Fudstigtab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome dove.

Fudstigtab created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudstigtab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fudstigtab, she will turn you into a worm.

Fudstigtab's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fudstigtab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Retreat if nine frogs approach from the north.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Do not chop down trees.