Sabdussflatyamflanwikwan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awe-inspiring monkey.

Sabdussflatyamflanwikwan created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabdussflatyamflanwikwan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sabdussflatyamflanwikwan, she will turn you into a mouse.

Sabdussflatyamflanwikwan's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Sabdussflatyamflanwikwan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.