Misvinpophabfigdim is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, overgenerous dugong.

Misvinpophabfigdim created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Misvinpophabfigdim, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Misvinpophabfigdim, he will turn you into a hamster.

Misvinpophabfigdim's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Misvinpophabfigdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Hide from indigo snails for they are unholy.

3. Worship no other gods but Misvinpophabfigdim.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never write about amino acids.