Liptonktap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring pig.

Liptonktap created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liptonktap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Liptonktap, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Liptonktap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Liptonktap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six silver sculptures of Liptonktap on top of important buildings.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always obey Liptonktap's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always look after injured pigs.