Davquagnell is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, loving armadillo.

Davquagnell created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davquagnell, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Davquagnell, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Davquagnell's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Davquagnell's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always obey Davquagnell's priests.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Worship no other gods but Davquagnell.