Ingdidtof is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever wyrm.

Ingdidtof created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ingdidtof, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ingdidtof, it will think nothing of it.

Ingdidtof's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Ingdidtof's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are not to be trusted.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about comets.