Stikcemtin Tityikpin Funligcub is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciful narwhal.

Stikcemtin Tityikpin Funligcub created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikcemtin Tityikpin Funligcub, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stikcemtin Tityikpin Funligcub, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Stikcemtin Tityikpin Funligcub's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Stikcemtin Tityikpin Funligcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.