Flabyiklip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unjust lizard.

Flabyiklip created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabyiklip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flabyiklip, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Flabyiklip's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Flabyiklip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Do not take Flabyiklip's name in vain.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.