Sangadstip is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow wyrm.

Sangadstip created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sangadstip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sangadstip, he will destroy your favourite star.

Sangadstip's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Sangadstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near tapirs while wearing brown boots and balancing three iron spheres on your arms.

2. Do not keep eight pigs in a large pit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Erect six tin sculptures of Sangadstip on top of important buildings.