Tanarnfub is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent wombat.

Tanarnfub created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanarnfub, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tanarnfub, he will destroy your favourite star.

Tanarnfub's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tanarnfub's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tanarnfub first in all things.

2. Do not take Tanarnfub's name in vain.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.