Sugragsan is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient jackal.

Sugragsan created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugragsan, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sugragsan, he will cry a lot.

Sugragsan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sugragsan's Holy Commandments

1. Sugragsan loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Hide from black sharks for they are unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.