Benzimbest is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring dugong.

Benzimbest created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Benzimbest, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Benzimbest, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Benzimbest's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Benzimbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Benzimbest.