Hubmidyat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient crab.

Hubmidyat created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubmidyat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hubmidyat, she will turn you into a plant.

Hubmidyat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hubmidyat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near hamsters while wearing turquoise skirts and balancing six platinum spheres on your face.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Always obey Hubmidyat's priests.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.