Tenbonbid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, capable troll.

Tenbonbid created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenbonbid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tenbonbid, she will send you a sign.

Tenbonbid's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tenbonbid's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tenbonbid.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Tenbonbid must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not eat cherries.