Nadwonrow is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering owl.

Nadwonrow created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nadwonrow, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nadwonrow, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Nadwonrow's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nadwonrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Never write about special relativity.