Paggenpit is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, stupid crab.

Paggenpit created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Paggenpit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Paggenpit, he will manifest in front of you.

Paggenpit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Paggenpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Run away if nine cats approach from the west.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Never talk about spacetime near horses while wearing cyan tights and balancing three silicon spheres on your head.

5. Never skip near aardvarks.