Minloop is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent salamander.

Minloop created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minloop, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Minloop, she will turn you into a frog.

Minloop's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Minloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Minloop loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear white clothing.