Taptalsaw Wodhatloop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind parrot.

Taptalsaw Wodhatloop created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Taptalsaw Wodhatloop, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Taptalsaw Wodhatloop, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Taptalsaw Wodhatloop's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Taptalsaw Wodhatloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about shrews.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about bacteria.