Abwighun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful aardvark.

Abwighun created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Abwighun, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Abwighun, it will destroy your home planet.

Abwighun's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Abwighun's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not take Abwighun's name in vain.