Tenlantallimbetben is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise slug.

Tenlantallimbetben created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenlantallimbetben, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tenlantallimbetben, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tenlantallimbetben's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tenlantallimbetben's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tenlantallimbetben.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near manatees while wearing turquoise scarves and balancing six tin spheres on your legs.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about special relativity near monkeys while wearing green kilts and balancing four silver spheres on your back.