Gudsadpak Cudvilgen is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish centipede.

Gudsadpak Cudvilgen created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudsadpak Cudvilgen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gudsadpak Cudvilgen, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gudsadpak Cudvilgen's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gudsadpak Cudvilgen's Holy Commandments

1. Gudsadpak Cudvilgen must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never feed beans to eagles while wearing boots.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.