Lenyikbin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic tapir.

Lenyikbin created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenyikbin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Lenyikbin, it will boil you in a big pot.

Lenyikbin's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Lenyikbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

4. Never paint your arms turquoise.

5. Always help squirrels in need.