Fabbamkik is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering armadillo.

Fabbamkik created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Fabbamkik, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fabbamkik, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fabbamkik's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fabbamkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Never talk about spacetime near whales while wearing magenta trousers and balancing six silicon spheres on your hands.