Capbusdon is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, selfish dog.

Capbusdon created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capbusdon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Capbusdon, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Capbusdon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Capbusdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never wear cyan ear rings.

3. Put Capbusdon first in all things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Hide if nine voles approach from the south.