Wiphen is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, pitiless faun.

Wiphen created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiphen, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wiphen, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wiphen's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Wiphen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not kill snakes.