Fetpopwod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful human.

Fetpopwod created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetpopwod, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fetpopwod, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fetpopwod's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Fetpopwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near great tits while wearing white scarves and balancing three titanium spheres on your legs.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Fetpopwod on top of all buildings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat spinach.