Cumarpbun is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, witless ant.

Cumarpbun created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Cumarpbun, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cumarpbun, she will turn you into a goat.

Cumarpbun's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cumarpbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Cumarpbun on top of all buildings.