Gepdodfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful hippopotamus.

Gepdodfarn created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepdodfarn, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gepdodfarn, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Gepdodfarn's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gepdodfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dolphins.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.