Artnatdot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable narwhal.

Artnatdot created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Artnatdot, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Artnatdot, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Artnatdot's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Artnatdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Worship no other gods but Artnatdot.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. You must never eat oranges.