Nildimboss is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart dragon.

Nildimboss created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nildimboss, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nildimboss, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nildimboss' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nildimboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nildimboss.

4. Never leap near ducks.

5. Do not wear black clothing.