Sakpogfon is a god.

He takes the form of a large, amazing cobra.

Sakpogfon created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakpogfon, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sakpogfon, he will remove you from existence.

Sakpogfon's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sakpogfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Put Sakpogfon first in all things.

3. Erect four tin sculptures of Sakpogfon on top of important buildings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Sakpogfon must be the most important thing in your life.