Fenhinsomdussdoss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, happy hydra.

Fenhinsomdussdoss created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenhinsomdussdoss, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fenhinsomdussdoss, it will send minions to preach to you.

Fenhinsomdussdoss' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fenhinsomdussdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never hurt cats.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fenhinsomdussdoss.