Kadmisvab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective toad.

Kadmisvab created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadmisvab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kadmisvab, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kadmisvab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Kadmisvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always treat great tits with great respect.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Capybaras are not to be trusted.