Pankadben Omintonlarg Waphakgam is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sapient otter.

Pankadben Omintonlarg Waphakgam created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pankadben Omintonlarg Waphakgam, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pankadben Omintonlarg Waphakgam, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pankadben Omintonlarg Waphakgam's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pankadben Omintonlarg Waphakgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Never feed apples to manatees while wearing skirts.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never sit in the presence of turtles.