Legspagmad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, temperamental sheep.

Legspagmad created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legspagmad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Legspagmad, he will be very sad.

Legspagmad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Legspagmad's Holy Commandments

1. Legspagmad loves snails, so they must be honoured.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not keep six ducks in a large pit.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.