Fidripzogmad Yimyogtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, amazing pigeon.

Fidripzogmad Yimyogtarp created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidripzogmad Yimyogtarp, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fidripzogmad Yimyogtarp, she will destroy your favourite star.

Fidripzogmad Yimyogtarp's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fidripzogmad Yimyogtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Fidripzogmad Yimyogtarp loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

2. You must never eat figs.

3. Run away if five ants approach from the north.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Hide if four monkeys approach from the south.