Quammobloop is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, contented dingo.

Quammobloop created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quammobloop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quammobloop, she will laugh at you.

Quammobloop's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Quammobloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Quammobloop in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Quammobloop in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never sing near badgers.

5. Do not kill bats.