Nabstafvil is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful
crow.
Nabstafvil created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nabstafvil, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Nabstafvil, he will turn you into a goat.
Nabstafvil's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Nabstafvil's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.
4. Do not keep nine gulls in a large pit.
5. Pray towards the east.