Nabstafvil is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful crow.

Nabstafvil created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabstafvil, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nabstafvil, he will turn you into a goat.

Nabstafvil's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nabstafvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Do not keep nine gulls in a large pit.

5. Pray towards the east.
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