Yikcaplat is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, boastful unicorn.

Yikcaplat created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikcaplat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yikcaplat, she will send you a sign.

Yikcaplat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Yikcaplat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yikcaplat.

2. Never paint your arms gray.

3. Do not kill badgers.

4. Never feed tomatoes to dogs while wearing pink trousers.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.