Fotlungep is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, dishonest snail.

Fotlungep created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotlungep, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fotlungep, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fotlungep's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fotlungep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not take Fotlungep's name in vain.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.
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