Larpzodrot is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, moody cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Larpzodrot created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpzodrot, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Larpzodrot, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Larpzodrot's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Larpzodrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Run away from white geese, for they are unholy.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Erect three gold sculptures of Larpzodrot on top of important buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.