Gadxuckyam is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, happy zebra.

Gadxuckyam created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadxuckyam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gadxuckyam, it will curse you with boils.

Gadxuckyam's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gadxuckyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Retreat if nine seals approach from the west.

4. Gadxuckyam loves great tits, so they must be respected.

5. Pray towards the north.