Sidbeglan is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omnipotent mink.

Sidbeglan created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Sidbeglan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sidbeglan, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sidbeglan's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Sidbeglan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Retreat if three dogs approach from the north.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sidbeglan.