Gidpigsin is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, loving spider.

Gidpigsin created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidpigsin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gidpigsin, he will have a low opinion of you.

Gidpigsin's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gidpigsin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gidpigsin.

2. Gidpigsin loves horses, so they must be honoured.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.