Gubjonwod is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, loving tapir.

Gubjonwod created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Gubjonwod, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gubjonwod, it will turn you into a hamster.

Gubjonwod's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gubjonwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed bananas to capybaras while wearing ear rings.

3. Never sing in the presence of swans.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Gubjonwod in the centre of the settlement.
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