Cadlibquaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless lizard.

Cadlibquaf created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadlibquaf, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cadlibquaf, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cadlibquaf's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cadlibquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of shrews.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.