Bedgodren is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, dishonourable donkey.

Bedgodren created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedgodren, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bedgodren, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bedgodren's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bedgodren's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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